My day

Today was pretty fun:

Ima keep it short, me and my family gone to some caves and stuff, I saw some extremely hot guys, turned red.

After that, we gone to a near by beach, there, there was this damn beautiful dog, I gave it the name angel, because it litterary looked like it fell from heaven, but there was a problem, angel wanted our food, more specifically, angel wanted my food, now angel is big, big ass fuck, and intimidating, so me, being the fucking person I am, tried to piss angel off without being physical, but angel was angel, and started to get real close, and even barked at me

So why did we do, well we do why Russia does, burn everything and run, but we didn’t really burn anything, we just throw are food to angel, now to clarify, angel is not a loose dog, but a pet, yes, someone owns this amazing creature, so when the owner of angel came, he was pissed at angel, and kept calling angel, by her real name, which I can’t pronounce, yet angel still stayed, with me, intimidatingly.

I had a plan of my own though, dogs can’t swim, so I’ll just go to the shore, and so I gone, and angel looked at me, menacingly, and was right next to the water, I mocked angel, I shouldn’t of done that, oh I feel stupid now, angel, still looking at me, did the terminator move, and fucking gone to me, slowly, but fucking menacingly, and so I ran to deeper water, and that’s when I knew, angel was going to walk hell and back just to get my food.

Uhh, I don’t have time to finish my story, so uhhh, part 1, I guess, part 2 later or something.

Love y’all, fuckers.

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