me talking in a British accent for 5 minutes. Story Time

I wake up one early morning it was a beautiful day in London nothing seems to be odd I walked into the nearest store I wanted to buy some avocados and a bottle of water the cash register person said no my dear Lord we don't got no more avocado to the bottle of water you got to be bloody f****** kidding me I came all this way and you have no bloody avocados and f****** water what the hell I walked away upset this is the fifth time of the week they had no avocados and bottled water hopefully someone has some nice delicious chocolate cake after I bought the cake I was going to deliver the cake to our great leader the king of England after a couple miles I got towards the royal castle until every single Royal Guard came running out of their areas with regarding at and states start bloody chasing me I guess they really were hungry and they wanted some chocolate cake what the hell I was running for my dear life I can't let these darn Lads get ahold of this delicious cake I got to keep a good lookout for Ben he really really loves cake that leg goes crazy if he sees someone with cake if he sees me with cake he's going to chase me down but right now being chased by freaking Royal Police and Royal gods they must be very hungry what is going on this is a weird day in England for me I guess

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