*steals your groceries drinks the beer* driving in my truck right after a beer hey that bump is shaped like a deer DUI how about you die

(comes back from a 2 hour shopping spree to see your ring) hey you got my house 😭😭😭

I'm married *flashes ring with a diamond the size of new york on it*

Alright now since you're a femboy come to Daddy 🧘

*jumps up and down till my legs snap in half blood gushing everywhere because I'm finally a boy*