Wtf is wrong with Absolute D.C.???????

So not only did we learn that Batman keeps fucking weapons and shit INSIDE OF HIS BODY and has a big enough ballsack to insert a tube into his stomach to spray his stomach acid at people, but also Bane is somehow EVEN TALLER AND LARGER THEN BATMAN. BATMAN IS FUCKING 6’9” OR SOME SHIT AND BANE IS LIKE 5 FEET TALLER THEN HIM. And get this, not only did Bane kick Bruce’s ass but did it in base form? HE PULLED A FUCKING BROLY AND GOT EVEN TALLER AND STRONGER WHAT THE FUCK.

And don’t even get me started on the whole Killer Croc and Clayface shit, Batman had to fight the Thing from THE Thing WHILE BANE WAS STILL KICKING HIS ASS MIND YOU.

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  🍸• Roman_Martini • 🍸

Zimick 💙💛🩷

DUDE HE’S LIKE 15 FEET TALL

Shaq would shiver in his presence. 🧿__🧿

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  Zimick 💙💛🩷

I would genuinely shit my pants if I saw him ngl 💀

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  m4cro animates (m4cro_banko...

da fuc

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