My oc Mr London taking about his day in an Australian accent. Hes really upset

Chapter 80
so I woke up at 6:40 in the morning got up and got ready drunk coffee I walked outside the owl flew down right in front of me and told me why do you have a black eye I was wondering that's the first time the giant owl has said a word to me I said I lost my eye due to a kind of accident the owl patted me on the head and told me to find the most rarest strawberry ever so I got into my car and I drove right through a grocery store Running over the mailman in the process ops the store said they had no strawberries well crap I got to go to another store back to my car I drove out of the area and drove right into another store the cops were chasing me so I threw bananas at them and they all fell down I found a rare strawberries and I got into my private jet and flew home When I got back I said here you go owl the rare strawberries she said no I wanted bananas instead and I was mad throughout the entire day
So i set my car on fire

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