*stands up and pounds my fist into the table* TAILS SAYS HE BEATS HIM WITH BEER BOTTLES *tears welling up in my eyes*

Oh, shut up, I took care of him more than you did, I fed him and took my boy through a lot, you left us both. *begins to sob loudly in front of the court jury*

Like buddy he's my baby we're gonna need split custody

He's such a silly billy

My fucking babe boi