“Join me”
“NEVER! I WILL HAVE LONG HAIR LIKE MY FATHER BEFORE ME”
“no retro…i AM YOUR FATHER”
“NOOOOOO”

Oh then he wants you to join the dark side
Well idk actually but it appears that way

Nah he chooses to be balled he isnt like, forced to be balled

ur gonna have to have every single hair follicle shaved off

LOL
Okay maybe not "lol" he could be insecure about his head but idk, why would he force you to be near-bald too-