Well...I have some weird confessions, and some bad ones
Either way, yAhz

*clears throat like a chAmp*
When I was eight years old, I stayed the night at a friend's house, and we made my favourite female doll and her favourite male doll fuck
Which I didn't know exactly how it worked, but it was odd
And we were terrified that her mom would find out, so we hide the naked dolls under her bedsheets every time we left the room