Me: *trades with piglin* *gets pearls* *finds fortress* *kills blazes to get all 12 blaze rods* *crafts eyes of ender* *goes in over world* *throws* *goes straight down* *digs down* *finds portal* *puts all the missing eyes* *goes in portal* *destroys all crystals* *defeats ender dragon with loads of tnt* *grabs egg* *goes back in the over world*

*Speedrun complete*

Me: =D