Well

Unicorn: *Drops Phone*
Newton: *sees Unicorn's... uhhhh *
Basicly this happend:
https://youtu.be/6KQoXFmZfKs

But Newton/Me would be ruv
Unicorn/one of my LBP friends would be srav
and neonpikachuuwu/another one of my LBP friends would be selever