nother random person: hello- *looks at the melted puddle of the other person* **GASP**,WHAT... THE FUCK IS THIS...?

Me: thats the melted puddle of another person.

That other random person: OOOOOOOO *slurps it and drinks it* MMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!! OKI BYEEEEEEEE *explodes*

Me: that was weird-