Me: Tbh i have no idea-

Another person: *breaks a whine bottle on my head*HEY YOU!!!!!! B E T C H!!!!

Me: OWWWW!!!!

Person: I CHALLANGE YOUUUU TO A FIGHT!!! *pulls out a knife*

Me: *sees the knife and has flashbacks of vietnam* grrrrrr....... Rrrrrrr.... *aproaches them with a war knife also*

Person: GET READY, B E T C H

Me: *slits their throat and stabs the knife in their chest and then puts a grenade in there neck hole* HUHEHEHEH!!!! *it explodes* *snaps out of it* huh? What happened?