Me: -yawns and then looks at phone at the news-

The news guy: Just yesterday, a man had gone crazy after seeing a police officer with a pistol, he had murdered the entire squad of police officers, however we do not have footage of this sight, the man had apeared to have a suit from the U.S. Military Special Forces on, emplying that the man had been a veteran, we are warning all to stay indoors-

me: -turns of phone- oh thats just bullshit..

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