The cop: *shoots the air* NOW!!

Me: *flashbacks to vietnam* grrrr....rrrr... *runs to the cop*

The cop: WHAT ARE YOU DO-

Me: Huhehehheeeeh... *stlits his throat and shoves the knife in his chest*

The cop: AAA-

Me: *shoves a grenade in his throat and it explodes* *stops having flashbacks* h- huh? What happened..?