another random person: OH MY GOD!!!!- *attempts to run away*

me: GRRR GET THE FUCK OVER HERE!!!! *runs at him and forcfully makes him drink gasoline*

the person: *coughing*

me: huhehehehheehhe..... *shoots them in the chest with a bow and arrow thats arrow is on fire*

the person: ohhhh... ohhhHhhhhhhhhhhh......- *theire eyes and mouth and organs set on fire* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: HUHEHEHEHEHHEEHHEHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAAH!!!! *flips them off and throws an unpinned grenade*