A zombie: *eats a dead guys hand*

Me: hey are you gonna finish that? Im hungry.

The zombie: *angry zombie noises*

Me: *take the hand*

Tthe zombie: rAHHH!!-

Me: D- NOOO- I WANT THIS!!!! IM HUNGRY AND I WANT THIS!!! YOUUU FUCK OFF!!!

The zombie: BLEEEAAAAAAGGGHHHH!!!!-

Me: *stabs the zombies eye*

The zombie: BEEEAAAGGGHHHH!!!!

Me: *stabs its other eye with another knife*

The zombie: *dead*