Sans: this is punny

Sans: what do you call a clock with a belt on it.
a waist of time.

Sans: I cant eat soup
it goes through me
(Ba dum tssss)
Papyrus: where did that come from? WAAAAAAAIT

Sans: please release my brother, he was making spaghetti. If you dont I might think you are an...
papyrus: sans please...
sans:(finger guns) IMPASTA