Me: yeah-

A cop: YOUR UNDER ARREST FOR VIOLATIONS
AGAINST U.S. LAW!!!!

Me: oh! It seems one is finally not an idiot! Barely.. *rips
his skull open* *looks at him* you
see, i WOULD kill you quickly like the others, but because i dont like you, im going to let you suffer.

The cop: AAAGAGHHHHAAAHHHAHAAAAAAAAAHHHAAAGHHHHHH!!!!!!

Me: ok now shut up *shoots him in the head*