YOUR DNI 💀💀
"Not sexually attracted to Billy Bob Joe
Not a squid
Has used a spoon before
Likes the number 4
Bad at fortnite
Know someone named Dave
drinks coffee
Are a Girl (no girls allowed👺👺👺👺)
Smells like boogers
Likes mustard
Likes among us unironically
Doesn't have a fortnite backpack
Lives in a house
Likes bananas
Hates dark chocolate (it's the best kind)
Has used a toilet before"

i hope it's satire 😔