Dear America,

Mr. Kitty is back and wishes that you could go back to your original “Aoi Akomi” guy. This Russia is a completely new person and you’ve abandoned, left, and even cheated on you original Russia (aka, Mr. Kitty). It is imperative that you choose who you really love, wish to be with, and who your boyfriend will be. Although I don’t support most gay relationships (but am never against any…except when a boy has a crush on me), you are a lucky one. So, choose wisely on who you will date on this app.

Keep Dreaming,
Caden Hug<>s (Lol)

P.S. I only ask because I am curious on who you choose, Russia or Russia. (Now Russia or Mr. Kitty). Your choices come with consequences, and they can be good or bad (and usually multiple consequences are in play because of the same choice).