Me: Ohh.. Uhm.. Ok. I then that means this is normal-

A fat man: *waddles over here at the speed of sound: EXXXXUSE ME!!!

me: wha-

The fat man: IIIII JUST WENT SHOPPING AND FOUND THIS LUNCHBOX!!! *pulls out a really big box* *points in it* IM GONNA PUT RAMEN OVER HERE, *points again in it* AND CHHHHEEESE OVER HERE, *points again* AND CHIPS OVER- *the lid of the box falls on his fingers wich were on the inside of the box* OUCH!!! DISSSSCRIMINATION!!!!