Sam : *comes in* HEY lil buddy! have u maked him speak?
Me : shush! *pats u* he's asleep..!
Sam : what is he even doing in our office?
Me : I uuuuh... invited him..!
Sam : are u sure?
Me : maybe, maybe not..
Sam : i have no worbs, you should wake him up because we have to go :|
Me : hell no..! *huddles*