You mama so stupid, when she went to the McDonald's drive thru, she drive through the shop and broke the icecream machine {PS: this happens every day. It's why the ice cream machines are broken, stupid mamas drive through McDonalds}

Yo mama so ugly, when she went to a haunted house she got a job application, she didn't need to wear a costume
{I WILL END THE YO MAMA FEST 👹}