Kris: y'know, even though I know I'm gonna be fine, it's still terrifying seeing a shovel get slammed in your face-

K: yeah, I guess. I doubt I'd overreact that much.

Kris: ... *a shovel appears in her hand and she slams it across kris' face*

K: AH- *falls* aHhhhHHh

Kris: I think I broke her... mentally and physically-