Im not a Christian, but I'mma take a wild guess

The people who are sinners are the ones that are rude to others?
You baptize yourself in holy water??
Nope, craving happens a lot during pregnancy
Nope!!!!!
To go to Heaven, you must be kind to others and at least have some respect for the gays and other members of lgbtq. But the respect is at least as small as this dot "."