simp!
*he turned into a human lettuce* "U-uuhhh... to the first: no u, to the second: people don't call me 'the punmaster' for nothing pfft, and third and most important: over all things in multiverse, and I'll do always, no matter what, how... or where-"
rsraic8
*she blushed a bit and smiled* “Lil lettuce man”