Like MAN I AM 1000 TIMES STRONGER THAN YOUR WIFI🥴 OH I FORGOT YOU DONT HAVE WIFI YOU HAVE A MICROWAVE BUT IM HOTTER THAN IT🌡️🌡️🌡️🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯

And why the fuck you have to make that caption like, SoNiC iS sAyInG tHiS tO yOu Oh My gAaAd, I ain't adopted you just a adopted blue jolly rancher

Uno reverse plus four