Yippie the STI goddess 💋🎀 (...
He, of course, looked at me.. eh.. surprised, you know? "Have you been in the jaws of a beast, friend?" To which I said "No, of course not, Orville." I said "No, no, no, no, no. I simply meant that life can seem like a relentless endeavor... Overcome meaningless obstacles, only to meet an equally meaningless fate, regardless of your efforts. Regardless of the obstacles you've passed." And.. uh.. Orville, he stood and proceeded to drape me with a picnic cloth, to which I asked him, I said "Friend, what - what are you doing?" He looked at me... very concerned, really.
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Yippie the STI goddess 💋🎀 (...
"I feel like you've gotten too much sun." Indeed, heh. Indeed I had. He proceeded to pour me a glass of... just... ice-cold lemonade... Ooh. Ever mix it with iced tea? I do like... little half-lemonade half-...oh, it's so - you should try it someti- oh, wait. You can't because you're dead. But, anyways...So you may be asking yourself, "How did I go from sitting by the falls to drinking lemonade, to being wedged in the air duct? Not only with Orville, but with an entire assortment of fruity colored friends." Well, there's.. uh.. There's really no good answer to that, but perhaps I've met a demise of my own at some point, and this is my afterlife or my dream - whatever it might be. I honestly don't know... Or...Maybe it doesn't mean anything at all. Maybe it doesn't mean anything at all.