Longneck
MY MILK IS LUSCIOUS AND CREAMY AND EVERYONE WANTS IT YOUR MILK IS CHUNKY AND SOUR AND EVERYONE DIES WHEN THEY ARE IN THE SAME ROOM WITH IT
Mr Milk
YOUR MILK IS OLD AND RUSTY WITH PIECES OF TOENAILS IN IT MY MILK IS MILK MADE FROM GOD HIMSELF AND SEVERD BY GORON RAMSAY WITH A LIL KISS FROM HIM AND AS HE IS TUCKING PEOPLE INTO BED