* he gracefully tiptoed across the camp as he watched a northern red oak leaf fall from high above. It swayed and twirled downwards landing in a puddle, which he passed as he trotted into the forest. He thought to himself “ man, I wish I didn’t eat out of the Taco Bell dumpster yesterday at moon high. I can feel the vibrations in my digestive system. “ as he regretted his past decisions, he then saw yet another leaf fall from the highest branch of a fairly tall tree. This time it was from a nearby sugar maple. It fell on the perfect spot to take a shit. *