Why you claim him as slave that's not cool

Aight
So I was just minding my own business until she needed somethin'
Someone told me the dealio and she was tryna claim me as a slave..I find that..pretty racist for a black dude like me
So I just started gettin' annoyed
Then couple times later, she tryna steal me from my platonic wife (now my girlfriend) and she still holding the grudge.
Hell!She thinks she's better than my crush
SHE EVEN THINKS I'LL BE HER WIFE ONE DAY, TOO!
It's more like she's delusional 🙄

Actually
She harassed me and let's just say
She crazy😒
Lemme tell ya my side of the story, obviously

Ohhhhhhh.