*touching the slime only makes it wiggle but before it could gobble up the entire cheese, Le blob (I'm sure you know who ;]) appears out of nowhere*
Le blob: "Oh dammit Slimey, I just taught you how to use your teleportation powers and your already getting lost.." *Le blob said as it picks the slime up, putting it on its head. Then the blob notices you and da cheese* "oh I'm sorry, mister.. uhh can I make up for the mistake of my grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand kid?"