*inhale* "Hello Hello, my name is Gregoriah - and I would like to welcome you to my silly palace - Of course - not to be confused with any other jungle gym - This emporium - of wackiness - has been scientifically proven to be the silliest place on Earth - and I- *Button* - *Gasp* - Oh no! - I've summoned THE FLOOD!!! - Quickly! - Climb the play pal- *cuts off*"