Best lines:
-"I'M HIMMM"
"AND I'M GOING TO (huh) TO MAKE AN INVASION- *snake appears* AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH"

-"pleeaaasseee *cough cough* give me a chance :("
"AAAAAAAHHHHHH"

-"i'm dying pleeasseeee"
"HELP MEEE"
*short silence*
"NO! NO! NO! *throws snake away"

-"I DID IT! I DID IT!!"
"I SAVED THE TOWN!!! YEEAAAAAHHHHH"
"YEEAAAHHHHH"

good ending