Not right Did you hear about that mother?
Broke her daughter's legs in two
And said, "It's too dangerous out there to walk, so I had to save you."

I think it's real unfair
That you should put him there
All we did is kiss
On my grave, I swear
Where did you find his shoes?
A lock of my hair?
All we did is kiss
On my grave, I swear

Everyone will come
Everyone will yell
I'd thank you just the same
If you didn't tell
My mother says that I will surely go to hell
Please be a good man
Please say you won't tell

Bruno, did you know that the greeks in morning would eat oranges?
They were firm believers in fruit-curing fevers
And I agree
See, they believe that an orange warms the stomach