adrian: okay uhhhh what do we do

adrian: what the fuck is going on am i high or something

adrian: awww man.

*drinks radioactive waste*

adrian: AH! wait did you get me coffee too?

adrian: wha- but this is earth!? wait, is this not earth?

*takes out a galactian analyzer*

adrian: oh this is an exoplanet about 600,000 light years away from earth. how did we get here?

adrian: this a wasteland theres no vanilla coffee here

*follows sam*

adrian: yeah idk whats going on

*picks some of the bacon and eats it*

adrian: its not even the good bacon either

adrian: mmm..

*notices a tree growing with crispy bacon growing*

adrian: ohh a bacon tree

adrian: oh, you were killing samu? yknow i’ve killed samu a lot of times in the past you could’ve did it with me

adrian: what did you do? heh, that reminds me of when i made jake into a cyborg 40 minutes ago. so much blood.

adrian: eating grass

adrian: hm.

*looks at grass.*

adrian: alright grass, i’m just gonna do this. “om nom nom nom nom nom”, and if you get eaten, its your fault!

*om nom nom nom nom nom BONK*

adrian: AH- GOD!! MY HEAD!! OUCH!! ah to hell with it

*eats grass*

adrian: yeah. anyways do you want some grass?

adrian: lil samu, i think your mom is dead.

adrian: man, that was funny.

*looks at the grass which has started to grow rapidly.*

adrian: that grass looks tasty.

adrian: hmmm..

*takes out some big googly eyes and puts them on where sams eyes should be.*

adrian: lol.

adrian: yeah i’m fine. but what happened to your eyes?

adrian: i’m going to infinitely torture him until he finally learns he will forever be a robot. anyways i’m gonna go drink more of this radioactive sewage from yesterday.

*drink’s radioactive sewage he used to grow grass yesterday*

(do u wanna continue that rp from yesterday?)

adrian: time to make a terminator

*takes jakes body and throws it into a freezer*

adrian: here james or whatever your name is, have this self destruct button

*gives jake the self destruct button*