mirrors are just slowly collecting your facial expressions so one day they can emerge from the mirror and kill you

THATS THE SUN

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wait a minute

GUYS HES VERIFIED THAT MEANS HE STILL OWNS THE APP

reminds me of when the star spangled bastard named a lion “eagle”

adrian: singing is only a holy ritual on my planet so its kind of offensive

adrian: I SAID SHUT UP YOU GOOBAH

*picks up stick and bonks them*

adrian: shhhhhh anyways samu can you go over to the purple van i live in and grab my melting pot and anvil it might be a bit heavy tho

adrian: oh. well.

*proceeds to rob multiple vans of their engines and walk back over.*

adrian: if i melt all this metal down i can create a completely new bigger engine.

adrian: a rocket launcher won’t help with a spacecraft. i need an engine, a high power one.

adrian: now, do you have any high power engines?

adrian: awww man now i have to find it myself.

*runs into a gas station and robs them of all their gasoline and comes out with 3 500L barrel of rocket gasoline*

adrian: this gas station conveniently stored 3 500L barrels of specifically rocket gasoline

adrian: yeah. anyways do you have 3 500L barrels of rocket gasoline or oil?

adrian: you probably didn’t understand that huh?

adrian: and to do that, i’d probably need to break earth’s gravitational poll, it would probably need swept back wings for supersonic travel, airtight cockpit with an ejector seat and some serious engines, maybe rockets? plus the flight will take about probably 60 years.

adrian: oh. anyways i’m thinking i can build a spaceship to take me back to my home planet

adrian: who is this shark guy

i made him explode himself one time

what happened