Adrian: “samu can u please get rid of that scribble on your head or i’ll be 1920s train whistle angry.”

dies

lil bro…

pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows

pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows

pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows

do u have a knife

yeah the only scary thing about my house is the time my mum was getting a cup of water when she was younger and saw the ghost of a younger boy sat on the stairs

my house was built during world war 2 and it was blown up in the 1940s and it was rebuilt, also 7 knife murders have happened inside it and we still aren’t haunted except weird noises which is just the house being old, but you can hear footsteps down stairs when no ones down there

mirrors are just slowly collecting your facial expressions so one day they can emerge from the mirror and kill you

THATS THE SUN

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wait a minute

GUYS HES VERIFIED THAT MEANS HE STILL OWNS THE APP

reminds me of when the star spangled bastard named a lion “eagle”

adrian: singing is only a holy ritual on my planet so its kind of offensive

adrian: I SAID SHUT UP YOU GOOBAH

*picks up stick and bonks them*

adrian: shhhhhh anyways samu can you go over to the purple van i live in and grab my melting pot and anvil it might be a bit heavy tho

adrian: oh. well.

*proceeds to rob multiple vans of their engines and walk back over.*

adrian: if i melt all this metal down i can create a completely new bigger engine.

adrian: a rocket launcher won’t help with a spacecraft. i need an engine, a high power one.

adrian: now, do you have any high power engines?

adrian: awww man now i have to find it myself.

*runs into a gas station and robs them of all their gasoline and comes out with 3 500L barrel of rocket gasoline*

adrian: this gas station conveniently stored 3 500L barrels of specifically rocket gasoline