I’m Shithead and I can only count to 6, what the heck come after 6? I’m shithead and I do a black flip! :)

I’m shithead need an abortion? I’m shithead and I burnt down a hospital.
Raping versus rapping happens way too commonly, one’s a obstruction of justice, the other’s a felony! It’s not that hard if you take this song to heart! If you have two p’s your 6ix9ine, and if you have one you still are.
Fred likes traps.
I’m uh eating a cannoli today and it’s great! And uh, I’m about to kill my son-
STRIKE ME DOWN ZEUS
I don’t know! It’s big and black and looks dangerous to me!!
It’s the same person that chased me this morning, only it’s not a person Dad, I think it’s a woman!!
Remember when you were making out with your first girlfriend, and you came right as she touched your leg? IT WAS ME BARRY, I JERKED YOU OFF AT SUPER SPEED SO IT’D SEEM LIKE YOU NUTTED AT A JUST WOMAN’S TOUCH!!
Tough to hear?! My Dad was Scott Turnerman’s dad!! Don’t you guys realize what that means??!? Y-yeah dude we know what it means... MY DAD WAS A GINGER!! *sobbing* Wait what!? Like obviously, I take after my mom, but I have the ginger gene inside of me!, *sobbing* DUDE you killed your own dad and you’re worried about THAT
Word around the office is you’ve got a fat cock :) ...Yes, I do?... I’ve got a fat cock too, maybe we should rub our fat cocks together sometime. Maybe a little oil. Two fat cocks. Together. Oil :)
Have you ever pushed a beach ball underwater? What happens? It pops right back up. Have you ever pushed a baby underwater? What happens? The baby fucking dies.
I’m sorry for saying pogchamp after you nutted in me *sobbing*
5
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NUMBER 1-

*GASP* I really, really, really ,really, really love cupcakes!!
Do you also love getting diabetes?
:) *sobbing*
We got chuck, we got Barney. Barney’s about to meet his maker :( Die you commie fucker DON’T SHOW MY DAD- >:( *gunshot*

🎶The state of Florida has asked us to, expose our sexual crimes to you, we were bad, but now we’re good, we’re moving into your neighborhood. You know we’re trying our best to be functioning members of society. We’re not here to start no trouble. We’re legally required to do the sex offender shuffle. I’m Varrii the CEO of stocks, and I’ve legally been required to stop touching dead guys’ cocks. Taking illegal meds brought me to this bender. I’m trying my best to render, but from 2006 to now I’ve just been a sex offender🎶

I know the words of Blonde Boyz by heart :) Rest In Peace Daniel :(

What’s up! I’m Ethan, and I’m 14, Slaying all these women with my massive peen! I’ve got a couple of hobbies besides being blonde like preforming for the boys with my ribbon baton! I drink lots of soda and hang out at the mall. I used to skateboard but then I knocked out a ball. All I need in life is my boys and my tub, and now I’m gonna pass it to my #1 bub! Hey-o! I’m Tommy and I’m 19, I like to lift weights and wear sunscreen! SPF-100? I hope it’s in stock cuz I rub it on my nips and the bell end of my cock! The public, the media! They’re on our side! With skin so white, we’ve got nothing to hide, Tv and movies, they’re made for us! This lack of pigment it’s a major plus!!

I’m so sorry. This was just me procrastinating and being stupid and going through my dumbass playlists on YouTube. Apologies for the viewers who get brain tumors from reading this, but at least you’ll be dead and not have to suffer through this any longer 😉😉