ROMAN WHY NOT SCRAFICE BLOODY GIRL?!?

Me:Uhh,uhhhhhhhh.uhhhhh…OH I KNOW WHAT TO DO *destroys tree with pickaxe and goes fortnite mode to build a tower* not today *shoots a rpg in monsters face or something like that maybe yes*

(Summons portal under you) get in here!

VETE A LA MIERDA!!!!

Why do I keep seeing people summon random stuff