yeah, I am never getting my hair cut never never ever, no matter what, forever! I don't care if my hair is so long I trip over it

This already happened to me lol
Some newbie barber made my hair look like an askew palm tree

Wolfcuts are any size. I've gotten one just below my chin. It's just an aggressive suggestion tho :D I csn show you a Pic of a short wofvut if you like

Yeah some barbers are shit but my barbers awsomme

I will never cut my hair ever again, after going to a barber for the first time, they totally screwed up my hair