Good luck. The closest thing you’ll ever get to do irl is get a little too close to a cassowary. And even then, it would end up disemboweling you. If you couldn’t handle that, imagine going against a beast more than twice your height with a three foot long skull which could open at 90 degress and filled with literal steak knives. From this point on, something a little too similar to Nedry’s novel death would occur. It would be an uneven match, to say the least. And that would be if you only encountered one, as these creatures were believed to have hunted in packs in order to bring down even the largest of saurpods.

What? I watch too many of GojiCenter’s battle analysis videos, ok?