Dude you probably have diarrhea that makes flys attracted to you which is why your single and fatherless and everyone that saw you at first sight threw up and never came near you and your also super stinky which has flies in your house and at your door and when you are asleep the flies land on your face and sniff your breath because flies love stink and your breath smells like poop. And your moms fat. But when your father saw you at first sight he decided to leave. And your so fat that people think your pregnant but your not and through the years all you’ve eaten was sweet stuff and flies eat your shi-