simp!
*he whimpers* "But the shadow in the closet said that it'll bring me eternal joy an happiness. "
M̴̢̢̛͖̗͚̣͉̯̽͂̓̌̍̕̚͝a̵̅̿̓̑̅́...
“…what. The. F u c k. Do you mean shadow in the closet.” *she hissed staring at him.*