Girlfriend: there’s nothing wrong with him but there’s something wrong with you.
Microwave: MMMMMMMMM
Girlfriend: what’s that noise.
Ctop: guess.
Girlfriend: you being annoying.
Microwave: beep beep beep beep.
Girlfriend: oh it’s the microwave.
Smokey: obviously dummy.
Girlfriend: did you just call me gummy?
Smokey: come on Ctop. Grab your food and let’s go touch grass. Unlike these idiots who don’t even know what grass is.
Girlfriend: what’s gra-
Door: slam.
Girlfriend: what was that?
Boyfriend: I’m not sure.