I have stretch marks allll the wayyyyyy down.
I also have a abnormally large birthmark by my right armpit- whenever I'm by little children. They like, continuously poke at it. Thinking it's a button to their dream Disney character's house or some shit. I don't know what goes on in those gonlin's pea brains. But i had to take care of a kindergarten class for 2 days straight on the last days of my elementary school. (Graduation from 6th to 7th grade) and I had to deal with kids cuddling and sneezing and poking me all day. It was nice at first. But like I brought this like 8 pound stress axolotl Plush. And children kept dropping it on my stomach
UGHHH IT WAS SO ANNOYING AND PAINFUL. .