(Yes it is, don’t say that)

* I laugh as the Karens fight over something so ridiculous, it is only possible for them to fight about it. I eat my popcorn quickly without even realizing it, as I am so entranced into the fight. I finish the bucket within minutes and realize it’s gone by trying to reach for more, but all I feel is the greasy bottom of the bucket. I look down as I realized it was all gone, even the kernels that weren’t even popped. I must’ve swallowed them through the handfuls of popcorn I devoured. I knew I could magically create more popcorn, but I decided not to, since it would probably make me have a horrible bellyache a few hours after or so. So, I burned the greasy bucket and continue watching the two Karens fight.*