‹«just ur straightup random...
*climbs into room* "HOW THE HELL DID YOU DOGE THAT.." *pulls out knife*
Walmart
Me: "oh no.... Oh NO... OH DEAR LORD! proceeds to call 911 in very fast pace"
Me: *calls 911* "HELP A MURDERER IS TRYING TO KILL ME WHILE I DONT EVEN LIKE LIVING!!!"