And speaking of presence, you don't even have that because you're so bland and boring that the only things that can stand being in the same room as you are walls. You're as interesting as a rock, which is probably why you're as dumb as one too. No one cares about your opinions or views, because they're all just as worthless as you are. Your voice is like nails on a chalkboard, and your face is like vomit on a sidewalk. In summary, you're a useless waste of space with no redeeming qualities whatsoever.

You're a pathetic excuse for a human being with no redeeming qualities whatsoever. You're so stupid you're not even aware of how stupid you are, which makes you even more stupid. You smell bad, probably due to the fact that your brain is too underdeveloped to realize that deodorant exists. You're an abomination to society and an embarrassment to humanity as a whole. Everyone who has ever had the displeasure of interacting with you has immediately regretted it, and the world would be a better place without your presence.